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这次去打山贼，不知道能不能活着回去

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打金兵为国为民死而无怨

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但是为高俅父子卖命那是死不瞑目了

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驾！

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我们奉高太尉之命先救人后剿匪

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你迟迟未作攻击的命令到底想怎么样!

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救人重要还是剿匪重要

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都重要!

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"插翅虎" 非等闲之辈.

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他应该知道我们在这调度兵马

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太尉之计根本不了解军情

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你敢指责太尉你打算怎么办

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我决定孤身前往

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林冲

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林冲！你敢违抗太尉的命令

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好一个豹子头林冲你竟敢只身前来

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好.我就单独会你一会

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胶都不黏话都不甜.你想怎么样.说！

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为免祸及我们无辜的兄弟

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只要你放了高衙内我林冲保证朝廷不再追究

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各位兄弟，如果林冲今天把我杀了

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马上放了高衙内，不许报仇

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我并不想跟你决生死只想跟你分胜负

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十招之内打不掉你的兵器就算你赢了

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好，你能把我打到双脚落地就算你赢

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承让

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我保证朝廷不再追究这件事

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放人

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不要推我

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衙内

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林冲!你为什么不把他给杀了??

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我们有言在先

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我听不见我现在听不见

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你已经打赢了!为什么不把他给杀了??

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快扶衙内回去休息.

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什么?你不杀他??好，我杀他!

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去死吧!

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流血了!

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豹子头林冲.不错不错

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只要你肯放人我林冲保证朝廷不再追究

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承让

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坐了一整天，总是没办法把下联对出来

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我看你是练了一整天的武功了

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没有啊

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我刚才是坐累了.才起来舒展下筋骨的

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我的武痴大哥，我不是不让你练功

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只是文武双全不是更好嘛

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这样吧

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你文采比我好、

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你帮我对吧

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明朝共醉青云事

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今夜结成并蒂莲

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对的太好了

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上联豪气干云下联...

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娘子，你觉不觉得下联太儿女私情了？

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不孝有三无后为大

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难道说夫妻之间的事就这么不重要吗？

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你知道吗，今天晚上是

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今天是初一

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原来你写这幅对联提醒我的

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娘子，真是对不起你

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我只顾着练功习武把你冷落闺房了

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好，我答应你，今晚一定鞠躬尽瘁

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少爷，太尉的寿辰快到了

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我们要准备什么礼物?

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你去买些贵重的什锦给太尉送过去好了

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是

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等一等

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娘子，我们家里不是很富有

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而且我也不想靠逢迎拍马升官发财

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你去帮我买些上等的寿面

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派人送过去好了

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是

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苍松县令500两

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福州校尉600两

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礼部尚书1000两

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刑部侍郎2000两

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禁军教头林冲寿面一盒

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寿面?打开看看!

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是

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不识抬举

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今天是老夫80大寿之喜

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很高兴各位专程为老夫贺寿

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所以特地准备了余兴节目给各位欣赏

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老夫这家传压日宝刀

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趁今天大寿给给位鉴赏鉴赏

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明明是巧取豪夺而来的还说是家传宝刀

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宝刀应该要配高人，你们说对不对啊

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陆迁

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杀气

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好

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祝太尉福如东海，寿比南山

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赐坐

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谢坐

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陆迁用了13刀雕成一个寿字

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要不是抵挡刺客就可以少用两刀

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林冲你跟陆迁比试一下

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回禀太尉大人

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如果论刀法当然陆兄技高一筹

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照你的说法

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其他的武功就高过陆迁了

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大人，在下并无此意

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料你也不敢，如果陆迁不是出身卑微

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也不会在我太尉府当一名护院

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可是我看他的武功不在你之下

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你敢不敢跟陆迁比试比试？

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太尉，林冲教头18般武艺样样精通

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在下甘拜下风，请太尉收回成命

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俗话说，真金不怕火炼

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你是不是不敢，林冲？

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请陆兄赐教

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林冲，想不到你这么小心眼

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你跟陆迁都是我的爱将

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两虎相斗必有一伤，老夫怎么舍得你们相斗呢

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跟你开个玩笑罢了，何必那么认真呢

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坐坐，坐下

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林冲，你是不是不服气啊

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你是怕跟老夫讲

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难道说你是敢怒不敢言？

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天下百姓都是如此

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丞相大人这是话中有话

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百姓就是敢怒不敢言

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如果民间的积怨能够化解

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今夜行刺之事就不可能发生

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我只是皇上身边的一个闲人

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职责只是保卫京城

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丞相大人你统帅文武百官

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民间有积怨不知道谁的责任比较大呢

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我自问已尽全力

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可应付那些贪官污吏我束手无策

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实在是有愧于人

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如果那些刺客是针对我而来

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他们为什么要潜入太尉府呢？

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难道说他们不认识路？

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今天是我大寿之日，不谈政事

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来! 大家敬陆迁一杯!

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干杯!

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从前有个小国全国水源只赖一口井

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可是井水有毒，喝下去的人都成了疯子

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有一天，来了一个侠客

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他没有喝这个井水，反而被人视为疯狂

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此时，这个侠客除了离开

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就只有喝那口井水

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我是绝对不会喝那口井水的

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那你还是离开官场吧

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难道真的没有两全其美的办法？

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妾身只是想让你知道

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你去哪里，妾身就跟你去哪里

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菩萨在上，祈求国泰民安

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除此之外，祈求夫君平平安安

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无灾无难我俩平安度过此生

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大家快跑~~

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快走

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让开

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自从那个王八蛋林冲弄我下山之后就一直霉到现在

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连一个小妞都没碰见，你们说林冲该不该打？

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该打

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该不该杀?

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该杀!

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那你们谁去帮我把林冲杀了

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谁啊?

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谁啊?

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他像林冲!打他

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打他!

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算你倒霉，谁叫你长的像林冲

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打他打啊

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有美女

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小mm~~小mm~~

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姑娘，我刚才在逗一只小金丝猴

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这么小一点，眼睛圆圆嘴巴扁扁，好可爱o~

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可是我一不小心，咻的一下

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跑到这就不见了

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可能跑到这姑娘裙子里去了

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姑娘，你让我看下小mimi吧~~

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你要干什么??

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救命啊！放开我！

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不要啊，救命！

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让开

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那个师傅喝酒的功夫好厉害啊

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真的？

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岂止喝酒的功夫他的武功更厉害啊

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相公啊，不如你也过去看看吧

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我在这等你

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狂疯扫落叶

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小子

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没事吧

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放心，他很好

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师傅，酒来了

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好，先起来

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接住

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好重

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我这只禅杖有150斤，你们抬的动吗？

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不如这样我先教你们些拳法好了

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动如涛

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静如岳

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流氓神拳

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急如电

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势如虹

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果然是高手

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是话

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可惜脚法欠灵下盘又不稳

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谁在说话??

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你知不知道我的成名绝技是千斤坠

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大师，请恕在下直言

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千斤坠固然是一绝技

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但是练成之后对拳法的

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声言手不四合八法就有所障碍了

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什么三三六六四四八八的?

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我是在跟你讲招数，不是数字!

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是，大师说的对，敢问大师师承何处

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我是打架派的

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打架派是哪个门派啊

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我的功夫是打架打的多学回来的

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起先呢，我被别人打的半死

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后来，我把别人打的半死

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我就这样天天去打架，摔的越痛就学的越快

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所以我就叫打架派的我的师傅就叫~~

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大师字字玄机，令在下佩服

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你到底是在服我还是在臭我？

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大师你不要误会，大家都是习武之人

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恕在下直言，武学之中分上乘和下乘

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要学的上乘就要在武学原理上面钻研推敲

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知行合一自然就会百尺竿头更进一步

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我这可是为大师着想

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你jjyy拐弯抹角就是骂我武功下流是不是

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大师

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你又误会了

228
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我说是下乘不是下流

229
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:12,377
不过也有人从下乘着手悟出上乘的

230
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:17,644
其实是万法归一，一为二二为一

231
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,186
我不管什么1234567

232
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,455
我跟你打过了才知道谁厉害

233
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,479
大师...

234
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:28,956
少爷！不得了了

235
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,664
在下说大师下盘不稳正是此意

236
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,973
我刚才突然的收招就是不想打到你

237
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,407
你竟然还敢消遣我

238
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,609
少爷...

239
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,644
你不要跟他谈武功了

240
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,512
少奶奶被人非礼了

241
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,342
什么?

242
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,345
这是我的地盘，什么人敢在这捣乱

243
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,115
小mm!

244
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,789
你快把小mm还给我!

245
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,631
少爷，没事吧?

246
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,121
没有关系

247
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,533
大胆狂徒

248
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:12,971
衙内

249
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,269
林冲，你干嘛抱着我的妞啊

250
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,842
她是我妻子

251
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,811
我听不见，你这么会有这么漂亮的妞啊

252
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:24,039
你太嚣张了，你简直侮辱你父亲太尉的声誉

253
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:34,326
你这无赖

254
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:35,861
赶快去买服棺材赶快受死

255
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,196
要不下来让我打

256
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,391
我才不下来，有种你上来打我啊，笨蛋

257
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,934
死和尚，不要过来

258
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,839
吓死我了，我胆子很小的

259
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,910
救命啊!!!

260
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,176
流氓神拳

261
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,703
死和尚，有种你过来打我!

262
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,170
-大师!
-让开!

263
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,803
衙内若有不对，小弟代为赔罪

264
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:26,111
我有什么不对，谁叫他老婆长的漂亮

265
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,246
他是高俅的儿子，你放过他吧

266
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,713
皇帝的儿子也一样

267
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,652
林兄，小弟改日专程谢罪

268
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:34,586
不敢当

269
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:35,821
大师

270
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,756
多谢大师相助

271
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:41,214
我夫林冲身在官场实有难言之隐

272
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,129
原来80w禁军教头林冲就是你啊

273
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,893
我是花和尚鲁智深

274
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:51,503
威震关西的鲁提辖跟大师是什么关系？

275
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,872
有什么关系啊，那就是我

276
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,774
没想到我的名气也有这么响

277
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,002
鲁兄

278
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:01,813
看你们武逢知己，不如回家一聚

279
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,110
好

280
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,884
鲁兄，我家这边走

281
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,908
请

282
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,823
爹，好疼啊

283
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:15,761
林冲刚才在大街说你没有学问

284
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,263
他说你只会拍皇上马屁

285
00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:22,290
才当得上今天这个太尉啊

286
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:26,405
孩儿不服去骂他

287
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,809
他居然叫那个花和尚把我打成这幅样子

288
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,300
陆迁，你说

289
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:36,880
爹，我好疼

290
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,018
今天的事是衙内不对，衙内...

291
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:42,248
好了，我知道

292
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,257
爹，我不管了

293
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,359
上次林冲放走山贼你吭都不啃

294
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,862
这次在背后骂你

295
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:53,865
又把我打成这样，你都不生气

296
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,301
你一定要帮我出这口气啊!!

297
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:59,737
好了，不许胡闹

298
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:04,609
陆迁，去替我查查，那个和尚什么来头

299
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:11,213
世上只有爸爸好

300
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:16,051
大师，你怎么会出家的?

301
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,259
提起这种事我就一肚子大便

302
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:25,797
我告诉你说我原来也是做官的.

303
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:30,097
可是后来我有些事情看不惯得罪了不少小人.

304
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:35,038
林冲啊.我看你也不要做官了

305
00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:38,709
像你这种个性啊怎么会受那些小人的气呢

306
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:43,105
现在朝廷中人啊每个都是坏人根本没有好人了

307
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:47,308
那可不一定，丞相就是一个好官

308
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:52,486
还有太尉高俅手下的陆迁，他也是个英雄豪杰

309
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:59,029
"月有阴晴圆缺..."

310
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,366
此事古难全

311
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,634
只不过好人少坏人多

312
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:07,537
所以说嘛好人是越来越少，坏人是越来越多

313
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:11,970
说的对所以我们这些好人就更加要团结了

314
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:13,979
说到团结

315
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:18,149
我就顺便跟你提一提我有一帮兄弟

316
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:21,486
他们现在在梁山，专门劫富济贫，替天行道

317
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:24,689
梁山的人，始终是山贼，为世所不容的

318
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:31,424
现在的人啊都把好人当作抢到强盗当作好人

319
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:35,021
这高俅太尉就是强盗中的强盗

320
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,869
所有的老百姓都是这么说的

321
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:41,566
你现在得罪了他的儿子可有罪受了

322
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,870
我看太尉不是这种人

323
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,614
你想清楚

324
00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:53,118
如果他说话不看人的话肯定是屁眼大过心眼

325
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,586
一定不是好人

326
00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,952
怎么，被我说中了

327
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:05,085
今晚只谈武功不论朝政

328
00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:08,733
今晚不说什么时候说啊

329
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:13,438
他儿子调戏你老婆，他老爸权利又这么大

330
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:16,908
你以为你这80w禁军教头很了不起啊

331
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,443
有个屁用

332
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:21,546
如果他明天再调戏你老婆你还能忍吗？

333
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,949
这尿尿可以忍

334
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,952
我们做男人的这种事情怎么可以忍呢

335
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,720
你不要以为我这个做和尚的...

336
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,688
够了!

337
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:42,400
对不起啊我说话越来越大声

338
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,027
我自己罚一碗啊

339
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,812
你今天说的什么四四八八

340
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:56,715
三三六六的

341
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,216
真的是有用啊

342
00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:01,219
你以为我只是说说而已啊当然有用啊

343
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:04,189
我平常啊写了很多武功心法，我借给你看

344
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,991
不必了，我又不认识字

345
00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,549
那说了有什么用啊

346
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,824
有，打就行了

347
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,358
你们俩在干嘛

348
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,138
我们现在在握手，等下就睡觉了

349
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,628
是

350
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:25,076
难得你这个武痴碰上另外一个武痴

351
00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:27,738
今天晚上就陪大师睡了

352
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,752
不过你们要答应我不能打架哦

353
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,014
好

354
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:36,986
早点睡吧

355
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,288
好

356
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:47,799
哇!我如果有这么一个好的老婆

357
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:49,164
怎么样

358
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,895
我马上就不出家当和尚了

359
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,261
我们再来打!

360
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,908
你只要记住

361
00:27:56,908 --> 00:28:00,469
上侧的武功一定要以小胜大以退为进

362
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,815
如果我跟你打架呢，你的力量比我大

363
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:07,410
那我就先退用你的力量打你的力量

364
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,880
废话

365
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,418
后面有道墙我看你怎么退

366
00:28:24,302 --> 00:28:26,133
为什么不打了??

367
00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:29,238
不要打了，睡觉

368
00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:31,799
睡觉？

369
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:36,548
不行，我要试试你的以退为进

370
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,674
真的有这么厉害啊

371
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:51,694
少奶奶，这不关我的事啊

372
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:10,706
大嫂，你早啊

373
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:11,950
早

374
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,718
我为了不把你吵醒

375
00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:16,154
所以特地叫你老公来这练功啊

376
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:18,456
没有想到这个地方这么大

377
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:20,356
打起来真痛快

378
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,728
不像在房间里每一招都要小心翼翼的

379
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:25,855
林兄，你说对不对啊

380
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:29,634
你们俩也不吃饭也不睡觉

381
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,503
对啊，你不提我都忘了，我肚子好饿

382
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,835
我先去吃饭，给你

383
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:36,372
我也去吃饭了

384
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,146
我不是反对你交朋友

385
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:43,148
不过今天晚上你要回来睡觉

386
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:47,552
今晚是初一啊？15？

387
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:51,256
不是，我是怕你整天跟他打架把身子搞坏了

388
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:54,282
1515，老是想着15

389
00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:58,997
你刚才在跟你老婆讲什么15啊

390
00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:02,228
你不是一直在跟我讲什么44883366的

391
00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:03,727
不是

392
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:05,303
你把我当傻瓜啊

393
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,438
你知道我为什么叫鲁智深吗？

394
00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:11,376
我脑子里的智慧不知道有多深

395
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,745
粗中带细，你不要以为把我给吃定了

396
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,373
动不动出招就留一手，你是不看不起啊

397
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:22,746
好，我下次跟你动手的时候一定全力以赴的

398
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:26,289
吃饭了

399
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,094
好，这样才叫兄弟嘛

400
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,736
看你心不在焉的，又想出去打架啊

401
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:39,964
不是啊

402
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,109
现在还早我想去大师房间跟他聊聊

403
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:46,599
好不好

404
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,944
不好

405
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,414
我求求你吗？

406
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,879
求人有坐着求的吗？

407
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:06,164
你现在就当我跪着求你，好不好?

408
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,766
那怎么行呢，要跪就要真的跪下来

409
00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:10,301
我才让你去

410
00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:12,861
男儿膝下有黄金

411
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,031
好吧

412
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:22,180
大嫂，我跪下来求求你，我跪下来拜托你

413
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:25,350
我快要发疯了，你快让林兄到我房间里聊一聊

414
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,919
大师，你快起来

415
00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:29,687
小妹我实在是担待不起

416
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,556
好，我当你答应了

417
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,858
你快起来林兄

418
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,059
我有好多事情想要请教你啊

419
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,028
-你们两个
-什么事啊

420
00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:37,962
啊

421
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:39,827
-不要打架啊
-知道了

422
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:44,669
臂力是有限的心力是无线的

423
00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,605
如果你越是想用力就会变得有心无力

424
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:50,472
若要适合以退为进就一定要用心力

425
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:54,574
躺在床上讲当然不必用力了

426
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:57,615
如果你不跟我痛痛快快的打一场

427
00:31:57,615 --> 00:32:00,015
我是绝对不会相信你那套的

428
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:05,481
鲁大哥，我答应过我娘子，今天是不会下床的

429
00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:09,618
想不到你这么怕老婆

430
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:14,496
这不叫怕老婆这叫尊敬

431
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,467
怕就是怕

432
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,604
她眉头一皱啊你就怕的浑身发抖

433
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,334
他说一啊你绝对不敢说二

434
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,145
我说不怕就是不怕

435
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:29,981
好，你说不怕，你现在就下床

436
00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,040
跟我打一场

437
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:34,352
早点睡吧

438
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:37,188
还敢说不怕不怕

439
00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:40,988
好了好了，我也不逼你了，我们早点睡好了

440
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,055
晚安

441
00:32:56,674 --> 00:33:02,738
有人怕老婆，好可怜

442
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,110
我没有老婆怕

443
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,783
你不用再激我，打就打

444
00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:11,081
来啊

445
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,180
这样好了

446
00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:17,328
我现在跟你比掌法

447
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:20,491
哪个先被打到床下去哪个就是输家

448
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,967
可是千万不要发出声音来

449
00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,736
免得吵到我娘子睡觉

450
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:25,794
我知道了

451
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:31,630
And not so loud!

452
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,418
不要那么大声

453
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:51,723
看我的流氓拳法

454
00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:53,564
我们是比掌法不是拳法

455
00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:54,963
掌法拳法还不睡一样

456
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,865
他们两这么大了还像个孩子

457
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,310
这什么地方？怎么这么香

458
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,889
原来是大嫂的房间，对不起对不起

459
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,550
我现在回去睡觉了

460
00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:22,319
这边

461
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,230
大嫂，你放心

462
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,892
我明天就叫徒弟把这修好，晚安了

463
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,195
这边

464
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,106
没想到睡成这个样子.

465
00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,506
撞得好厉害

466
00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:48,615
我也去睡觉了

467
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,811
你睡哪一边?

468
00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:54,122
我应该睡这边

469
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,626
大嫂，你真的叫我洗澡啊

470
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,565
你多久没洗澡了？

471
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:02,795
没有多久啊，大概有几个月了

472
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,062
我是不是真的很难闻？真的很臭啊

473
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:09,607
臭男人臭男人，不臭怎么当男人呢？

474
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,109
我看我还是不要洗澡了

475
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,710
不臭我就不是男人了

476
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,545
好了好了，委屈你了，赶快去洗吧

477
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:15,739
好吧

478
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:20,140
练完功一身臭汗洗个澡真舒服啊

479
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:24,222
对啊，林兄，我没有想到你的练功房这么大

480
00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:26,884
洗澡盆也是这样大啊

481
00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:30,261
我以为在河水里洗澡最舒服最痛快

482
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,463
没想到在澡盆里洗澡

483
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,829
也是一样舒服啊

484
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,697
只要你喜欢就好了

485
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,570
洗的好爽

486
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,663
我要游过去

487
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:48,203
再翻个跟头

488
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:53,451
我们去潜水

489
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:54,782
好

490
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:01,325
我的疯魔杖发一四处来

491
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,661
就会狂性大发心神大异

492
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,993
连我的祖宗都不认识了

493
00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:09,264
我看这次比武我们就算了

494
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,960
大师，你怎么跟我一样婆婆妈妈

495
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:16,274
其实要分出以退为进高还是以进为进高

496
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,009
要打过才知道

497
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,978
万一我失手杀了你那该怎么办呢？

498
00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:23,414
人生得一知己死而无憾

499
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,383
好，那我们就生死相搏

500
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:26,714
绝不留情

501
00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:29,182
今天的菜都好漂亮

502
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:33,257
少奶奶，少爷又和和尚在打架了

503
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,193
这有什么好大惊小怪的

504
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:39,220
他们签了生死状正在飞鹰崖决斗

505
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,881
疯魔铲法

506
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:40,580
林兄

507
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:59,100
你那招舍生取义这样为我牺牲

508
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:02,540
真是够胆识我对你真是五体投地

509
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,240
大师

510
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,003
全体投地

511
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,044
大师，我相公他就是这点傻的可爱

512
00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:09,672
对朋友重义气

513
00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:12,616
总而言之，我是服了你

514
00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:16,017
傻瓜，朋友之间有什么服不服的

515
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:18,747
回去吃饭吧

516
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:22,651
我tm不要跟你做朋友了，我要跟你做兄弟

517
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:43,247
皇天在上，今天我们结为异性兄弟

518
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:46,444
有福同享有祸我当

519
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:48,853
那是个同字

520
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:51,117
是有祸同当

521
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,152
看来我比你多认识个字

522
00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:58,990
鲁大哥

523
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:03,167
你年纪比我长应该你当大哥

524
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:07,471
不对啊，我们以武功结交

525
00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:09,440
当然是以 武功分大小了

526
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,841
你的武功比我高，当然你是大哥了

527
00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:12,743
你xx比我高，应该你

528
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,802
不对啊，先跪者为弟

529
00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:20,408
我们说好了先跪者为弟

530
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,984
君子一言快马一鞭

531
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:25,890
是你说先跪者为弟的

532
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:26,924
是我先跪的

533
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,360
鲁大哥，你这叫趴不叫做跪

534
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,294
先跪的应该是我夫君才对

535
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:32,891
大哥

536
00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:39,336
其实我这个人是不分大小的

537
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,372
谁大谁小都无所谓

538
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,532
对

539
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,774
师傅！师傅！

540
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,642
什么事啊

541
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,010
有一大堆官兵要抓你归案呢

542
00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:49,313
我跟义弟结拜正高兴呢

543
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,347
什么人来抓我

544
00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:51,177
是陆迁

545
00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:56,253
陆迁？来的好，这小子我正要扁他呢

546
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,323
大哥，还是去内堂避一避吧

547
00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:01,559
现在谁是大哥

548
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,289
-鲁大哥
-什么事啊，弟妹？

549
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:06,597
小妹有件事想求你

550
00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:07,832
什么事啊

551
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:09,366
先到内堂去躲一下吧

552
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:10,734
来

553
00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:11,928
真的要躲啊

554
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:20,803
站好

555
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,117
陆兄，什么事

556
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,820
林兄，这个罪犯是不是在这里？

557
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,490
对，他是我义兄

558
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,825
可否给我个面子放他一马

559
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,986
这样做让我很为难啊

560
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:40,228
好，要抓就先抓我

561
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,996
我林冲是绝对不会让你把他抓走的

562
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:55,335
这件事我很为难

563
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,415
不过我就交你这个朋友，请

564
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:09,393
陆兄，你甘冒失职之险

565
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:13,056
放了我义兄一马，小弟在此以茶代酒

566
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:20,104
江湖之人爱交朋友，我对林兄一见如故

567
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:23,232
如果再客气就是瞧不起我了

568
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:28,672
我一辈子个性迂腐，我义兄天天都说我

569
00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:31,111
来！请

570
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,391
陆兄，你一表人才

571
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,961
却在太尉府当个小小的护院

572
00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:45,863
实在太可惜了

573
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:48,232
林兄太抬举我了

574
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:53,737
我是一个粗人，不好名利之争只好钻研武学

575
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:56,604
林兄是嫌弃我出身低微吧

576
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:58,668
绝无此意

577
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:03,781
只不过我最近得罪了太尉

578
00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,045
而他又是你的上司

579
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,986
士为知己者死

580
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:14,024
就算太尉他真的要杀了我，我也要交这个朋友

581
00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:18,427
好，陆兄你大仁大义，请受小弟一拜

582
00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:20,026
林兄

583
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:25,428
陆兄

584
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,273
只不过是个陆迁

585
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,366
有什么好怕的，我就不相信他能把我给吃了

586
00:43:32,476 --> 00:43:37,436
你怎么不说话，我知道你是怕我上梁山

587
00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:39,640
人生在世际遇不同

588
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,885
我们兄弟俩志向不同

589
00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:44,421
我只希望大哥三思而后行

590
00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:47,891
贤弟，你不要以为我不懂做人的道理

591
00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:50,861
你的武功我是服了

592
00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:52,796
以退为进也是对的可是做人不一样

593
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,924
没得退，一退就被人欺负

594
00:43:56,266 --> 00:44:01,138
现在满朝都是奸官，连皇帝都被高俅搞得糊里糊涂的

595
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:05,336
以你的个性你不可能和他们同流合污的

596
00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:10,010
这些啊是我经过三思四思才跟你说这些

597
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,214
你要想想清楚

598
00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:19,223
其实我也不想劝你做贼啊

599
00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:21,859
我只是不想跟你分开嘛

600
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:24,995
我是贼你是官，将来兄弟不和多尴尬

601
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:28,065
搞不好还连累你呢

602
00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:32,069
想到这些我就心痛啊，我酒也不想喝了

603
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:34,537
睡也睡不好，酒也不想喝了

604
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:43,207
大哥，我们兄弟一场，还有什么连累不连累的

605
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:47,918
这次分手之后我也好..

606
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:49,078
我走了

607
00:44:50,988 --> 00:44:52,683
以后还是好兄弟

608
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,233
快快快！

609
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:05,736
好日子

610
00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:08,398
今天我真高兴

611
00:45:20,484 --> 00:45:21,952
恭喜

612
00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:25,322
哇！真漂亮啊

613
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,323
是嘛?

614
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,086
恭喜!

615
00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:31,317
老婆你怎么还没有装扮呢

616
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:33,697
怎么? 我是你老婆?

617
00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:34,832
当然了!

618
00:45:34,832 --> 00:45:37,801
有没有搞错啊，怎么没有人通知我老婆

619
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:41,138
已经挑好良辰吉日了

620
00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:43,971
媒..媒婆，媒你个大头鬼啊

621
00:45:44,274 --> 00:45:46,310
媒婆！

622
00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:48,574
来啦

623
00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:54,807
哇!老婆，你还真够劲啊

624
00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:56,643
我不干了

625
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,722
要我答应嫁给你也不是不可以

626
00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,059
不过呢你也得有真本事才行

627
00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:04,619
我嫁你才会嫁的心服口服啊，对不对

628
00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,525
心服口服!

629
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:13,430
老婆你想嫁给我何必想这种鬼点子呢

630
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:17,300
好，我们就先来比试拳脚

631
00:46:21,211 --> 00:46:23,372
少爷! 心服口服!

632
00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:28,981
没事没事，她真的好厉害

633
00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:32,389
好，我们就再来比试兵器

634
00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:33,754
-兵器!
-好.

635
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:43,032
没事没事

636
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:46,134
岂有此理，我现在就和你比内功

637
00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:48,398
我用内功来震碎你的胸部!

638
00:46:54,778 --> 00:46:57,770
我们来比身高比身家比帅气嘛!

639
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,175
滚!

640
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,240
少爷!

641
00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,982
怎么这样嘛

642
00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:11,862
她打人家脸啦!

643
00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:14,698
怎么打我们家少爷的脸??

644
00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:18,435
我不玩了！走

645
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:21,734
我们走了，走了

646
00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:26,543
少奶奶，这怎么办啊?

647
00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:28,545
多一事不如少一事.

648
00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:30,843
这件事情绝对不可以让相公知道

649
00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:35,919
听说丞相最近常常夜宴独聊

650
00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:38,547
好像有不轨的企图啊

651
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:42,359
他拉拢了各省各县的官员

652
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:45,696
想搜集对我不利的证据

653
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,532
他还召见禁军将领林冲

654
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:54,562
林冲是80w禁军教头他的动向举足轻重

655
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:03,475
照你们的看法，林冲会站在哪一边?

656
00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:05,747
这个嘛...

657
00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:12,285
爹! 爹!!!

658
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:16,293
我不管了!林冲又打我

659
00:48:16,293 --> 00:48:20,197
我刚才经过他家我又没得罪过他

660
00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:22,499
他就一巴掌打过来

661
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:24,268
你看，他打我这里

662
00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:25,669
他打我就是打你

663
00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:28,272
不给我面子就是不给你面子!!

664
00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:29,864
不要闹了!

665
00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:36,308
一定是你看上人家的老婆，对不对?

666
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:39,716
对!我是喜欢他老婆!

667
00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:41,285
如果我娶不到他老婆

668
00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:47,383
这辈子我就不娶了

669
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:52,095
我看他不顺眼! 我要他老婆!!

670
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:55,265
他只不过是80w禁军教头而已

671
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,501
陆迁就可以取代他!

672
00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,102
让开!

673
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:00,604
你不能进去!我们少爷有事

674
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,697
不要拦着我！要不然我打人了

675
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:08,278
在下仇五打遍关东无敌手

676
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,508
素仰80w禁军教头林冲...

677
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:13,812
这位才是林冲!

678
00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:17,888
在下仇五打遍关东无敌手

679
00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,856
素仰80w禁军教头林冲

680
00:49:19,856 --> 00:49:22,159
武功盖世义薄云天，特来投效门下

681
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:24,150
钻研武学

682
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:28,865
这位兄弟，区区小事，又何必这么多礼呢

683
00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:30,025
来，请坐

684
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:35,204
这位是我的好朋友，陆迁

685
00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:38,175
名不见经传，不介绍也罢

686
00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:40,507
这是我仇氏传家之宝，朝露宝刀

687
00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:42,507
这把是朝露宝刀？

688
00:49:50,554 --> 00:49:54,285
此刀直冒水汽，血不沾刃，所以叫朝露

689
00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:04,399
果然是把好刀

690
00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:09,172
在下特持此宝刀作见面之礼

691
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:15,369
君子不夺人所好

692
00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:16,913
这怎么可以呢

693
00:50:16,913 --> 00:50:19,616
我来找你的时候，盘缠已经花的差不多了

694
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,208
我现在没地方住

695
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:25,484
兄弟你现在没地方住，可暂时住我家里

696
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:29,590
至于宝刀我不能要

697
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,362
林教头那你是答应收留我了?

698
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:33,463
这样好了，林教头

699
00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:35,232
这把刀就请你暂时保管

700
00:50:35,232 --> 00:50:37,291
还有，我已经好几天没吃饭了

701
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:42,406
这位兄弟的个性和我的义兄好像啊

702
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:45,136
你说我像花和尚鲁智深吗？

703
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,234
来，一起吃饭，备饭

704
00:50:48,912 --> 00:50:50,379
我像花和尚鲁智深啊

705
00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,918
仇兄弟，来吧

706
00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:29,976
大嫂!

707
00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:44,231
走了一个鲁大哥又来了个仇五

708
00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:53,766
林大哥，我还没站稳

709
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:32,746
林兄!

710
00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:35,315
陆兄前来教场有何指教

711
00:52:35,519 --> 00:52:38,054
高太尉知道林兄得到朝露宝刀

712
00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:40,690
命在下请林兄带朝露宝刀去高府

713
00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:43,488
和压日宝刀做一个比较

714
00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:47,553
-等我收操以后和陆兄前往
-好.

715
00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:53,458
收藏!

716
00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:02,012
太尉府蹊跷万千

717
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,412
要不是陆兄带路真会迷路了

718
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:09,252
林兄，请稍待片刻我进去通报一下

719
00:53:09,252 --> 00:53:11,655
今天宝刀相会大快人心

720
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,088
有劳陆兄

721
00:53:13,323 --> 00:53:15,917
彼此兄弟，这么客气干嘛

722
00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:28,628
有刺客!

723
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:07,644
白雪盖坪!刀劈与刃！

724
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:10,943
虎步龙生！威震绿洲！

725
00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:17,520
白虎堂乃军机重地

726
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,613
擅闯者要严办

727
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:26,855
林冲你知法犯法带刀前来，分明是想刺杀本官，给我打

728
00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:29,623
太尉

729
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,925
打!

730
00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:34,260
是陆迁带我来的，他可以替我作证

731
00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:43,913
本官以示公正，应你所求

732
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:46,575
来人，传陆迁

733
00:54:54,691 --> 00:54:55,715
太尉

734
00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:07,163
陆兄

735
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:12,676
今晚的事是你叫我来跟太尉试刀的

736
00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:14,541
希望你跟太尉解释一下

737
00:55:14,844 --> 00:55:17,210
林冲！你怎么这么说啊

738
00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:20,316
根本没这回事，你叫我怎么解释

739
00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,618
陆迁！你...

740
00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:25,422
林冲!陆迁整天跟我在一起

741
00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:28,258
You were caught with evidence
in your hands.

742
00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:31,421
如今人证物证都在你还有什么话好说，你认不人罪

743
00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:38,764
我懂了，人是你的人，物是你的物

744
00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:40,602
我绝不认罪

745
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:44,333
还敢嘴硬，不怕我杀你吗

746
00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:46,532
谅你也不敢

747
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:02,554
除了皇上说要杀便杀之外

748
00:56:03,626 --> 00:56:06,896
你没有过开封府没有供词谁敢杀我

749
00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:09,023
你们没有王法了吗？

750
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:14,802
陆迁，你好狠毒，我得罪你了吗

751
00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:22,443
你要怪只能怪既生瑜何生亮

752
00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:27,050
你没有得罪我不过你是挡我路的石头

753
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,711
又臭又硬

754
00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:35,290
林冲！你还有什么话可说

755
00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:39,918
交错朋友，无话可说

756
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,902
根据大宋律令，擅闯白虎堂者

757
00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:48,638
重判充军

758
00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,674
带兵器闯入者全家抄斩

759
00:56:51,674 --> 00:56:53,039
来人！斩

760
00:56:58,615 --> 00:56:59,604
住手

761
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:11,294
放了林冲

762
00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:13,997
知道在跟谁说话吗?

763
00:57:13,997 --> 00:57:16,800
一只摇头摆尾的狗!

764
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,568
你敢乱来?

765
00:57:18,568 --> 00:57:20,904
和一只狗说话有什么不敢

766
00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:23,440
你即然敢不讲道理

767
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,908
你敢跟我讲道理吗

768
00:57:29,546 --> 00:57:32,148
林冲带刀擅闯白虎堂

769
00:57:32,148 --> 00:57:37,279
国有国法家有家规

770
00:57:38,922 --> 00:57:42,756
凭什么让我放了他，是你有道理还是我有道理？

771
00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:45,094
林冲缓押明日再审

772
00:57:45,094 --> 00:57:45,695
是!

773
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:48,163
别的!谁动我就杀谁

774
00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:50,664
你敢目无王法?

775
00:57:51,568 --> 00:57:55,638
根据王法就应该发配开封府查办

776
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:58,541
你心里想什么你以为我不知道

777
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,077
你带兵擅闯白虎堂

778
00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:04,046
不怕我在皇上面前告你一状

779
00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:07,283
我恨不得跟你一块去见皇上

780
00:58:07,283 --> 00:58:09,752
不过我怕我会忍不住

781
00:58:09,752 --> 00:58:12,422
把你儿子高衙内的丑事说出来

782
00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:14,858
恐怕三天三夜都说不完

783
00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:18,661
难道你不怕我先斩后奏么

784
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,925
怕者不来来者不怕

785
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:46,087
谁是谁非自有国法论处

786
00:58:46,422 --> 00:58:50,193
来人！押解林冲去开封府

787
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:51,294
是!

788
00:58:51,294 --> 00:58:54,697
护送林冲去开封府

789
00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:55,721
是!

790
00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:02,226
丞相

791
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,841
刺杀丞相之罪可望洗脱

792
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:08,106
但是擅闯白虎堂之罪却是难逃

793
00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:11,111
我看免不了要充军了

794
00:59:32,435 --> 00:59:36,105
夫君我知道你的心里有很多话跟我说

795
00:59:36,105 --> 00:59:39,871
但是现在你什么都不要说

796
00:59:40,276 --> 00:59:42,210
我只是不明白

797
00:59:42,478 --> 00:59:45,470
你往日的英雄气概都到哪里去了

798
00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:53,285
我希望你能够永远的记住

799
00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:58,659
你的决定就是我的决定

800
01:00:11,674 --> 01:00:15,508
学武弟子被判充军发配沧州

801
01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:18,179
但是总算免了死罪

802
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:22,284
也可以借此机会脱离高俅的魔掌

803
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:23,975
你说的对

804
01:00:26,889 --> 01:00:29,092
现在匈奴外犯你发配边疆

805
01:00:29,092 --> 01:00:32,619
正好负起保家卫国之责

806
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:34,430
-丞相!
-丞相!

807
01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:35,692
请起.

808
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:41,771
林冲，你放心，我会尽力照顾你的妻子

809
01:00:41,771 --> 01:00:45,764
但是你要答应我一定要把握机会戴罪立功

810
01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:51,114
有丞相的保证，林某当然放心

811
01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:55,414
我答应你我们一定会有机会携手并肩
铲除奸党重整朝纲

812
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:55,078
林教头这里面还有点水你喝吧

813
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:56,875
我们休息一会再上路

814
01:01:57,914 --> 01:01:58,972
谢谢

815
01:02:38,521 --> 01:02:40,011
你们几个想干什么

816
01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:43,192
总教头，你不要怪我们你死死一个

817
01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:45,422
如果不杀你他们会杀我们全家的

818
01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,663
谁敢杀我兄弟??

819
01:02:52,301 --> 01:02:53,359
去死吧!

820
01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:09,448
还有一个跑哪去了! 出来! 出来!!!

821
01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:11,977
我摔死你!

822
01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:14,423
大哥!

823
01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:16,926
兄弟，对不起啊!

824
01:03:16,926 --> 01:03:18,826
为了打这些狗贼把你给忘了

825
01:03:19,395 --> 01:03:21,659
你看你的样子! 我们走!

826
01:03:23,232 --> 01:03:25,132
王八蛋! 他们用铁链把你给栓起来了!

827
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:32,642
兄弟，你没事吧?

828
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,202
大哥，你放心我没事

829
01:03:36,012 --> 01:03:38,047
你看看你这幅德行你还说没事

830
01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:39,344
来来，先坐下来

831
01:03:41,217 --> 01:03:42,548
坐好，不要动

832
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,512
兄弟

833
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,090
他们怎么把你的脚弄成这幅样子?

834
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:59,764
你们这群短命鬼全部给我爬过来

835
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,439
不关我的事啊是陆迁指使的

836
01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:06,409
如果不杀林教头我们全家就没命了

837
01:04:06,409 --> 01:04:07,343
对

838
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:08,544
我家里还有8个人呢

839
01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:10,136
我家还有几十口人

840
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:12,442
你们说什么??

841
01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:15,717
打死你们!还手啊还手！

842
01:04:16,152 --> 01:04:18,416
不要再打了

843
01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,747
主谋是陆迁跟他们几个没关系

844
01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:25,685
什么六千我管他什么6千7千8千9千10千的

845
01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:29,232
总之你们去弄水把我兄弟的脚弄干净

846
01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:30,766
这里没水啊

847
01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:32,461
什么？没有水!

848
01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,297
用你们的口水舔干净!

849
01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:39,141
大哥，士可杀不可辱

850
01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:41,010
他们几个也能算是士吗

851
01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:44,480
只是一堆狗屎

852
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,016
你看看你的脚烂成这幅样子

853
01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:49,218
再不医的话要断掉了

854
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,020
口水能够疗伤啊!

855
01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:52,588
如果你怕侮辱他们，我做兄弟的无所谓

856
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:54,317
我来帮你添

857
01:04:55,291 --> 01:04:56,417
大哥

858
01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:01,321
大哥，不可以这样

859
01:05:01,697 --> 01:05:06,066
好，你让他们添还是由我来添，你做决定

860
01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:10,696
你不说话了?

861
01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,504
那我来说!

862
01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:14,443
兄弟，先坐下

863
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:21,117
你们几个坐下给我舔干净

864
01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:22,618
小心的添，听到没

865
01:05:22,618 --> 01:05:27,612
添完之后呢...添完之后干什么

866
01:05:29,825 --> 01:05:33,329
添完之后你们去砍些树枝

867
01:05:33,329 --> 01:05:36,127
做一个轿子抬我兄弟上路

868
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:38,100
做轿子!

869
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,362
-听到没有?
-是.

870
01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:44,507
好.我告诉你们.

871
01:05:44,507 --> 01:05:47,533
你们好好抬让我兄弟舒舒服服的

872
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:50,046
万一我兄弟少了几个头发

873
01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:53,379
我会跟你们一个个算账

874
01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:55,142
听到没有??

875
01:05:58,421 --> 01:06:02,158
有没搞错!你们这群王八蛋

876
01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:05,184
故意震掉我兄弟的头发

877
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:09,587
-好，打死你们!
-大哥!

878
01:06:09,765 --> 01:06:10,789
什么事?

879
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,935
不要打了，这样打你手会疼吧

880
01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:16,300
兄弟，你说的对

881
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:23,772
我用石头打你们

882
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,107
大哥, 不要打了!

883
01:06:26,515 --> 01:06:29,885
不要劝我了，我的火快要冒出来了

884
01:06:29,885 --> 01:06:31,420
早打晚打都是打

885
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:33,823
不然的话我一时就会把他们打死了

886
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,291
兄弟我答应你，轻轻的我轻轻的打

887
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:38,854
好好抬!

888
01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:41,731
大哥，怎么知道我遇难的事?

889
01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:44,433
梁山兄弟告诉我的

890
01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:45,601
大哥原来你真的干...

891
01:06:45,601 --> 01:06:47,303
梁山好汉啦

892
01:06:47,303 --> 01:06:50,539
本来你做官啊我也不逼你

893
01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:53,565
现在你落难了，就可以考虑下

894
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,679
不然你怎么找高俅报仇啊

895
01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:58,848
再说我已经跟山上兄弟保证

896
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,616
一定可以把你带上山

897
01:07:00,616 --> 01:07:02,985
仇是小国家是大

898
01:07:02,985 --> 01:07:05,579
我也答应过丞相大人戴罪立功的

899
01:07:12,261 --> 01:07:13,387
什么人

900
01:07:15,798 --> 01:07:18,232
原来都是梁山的好兄弟

901
01:07:19,568 --> 01:07:22,628
梁山好汉恭迎林大哥

902
01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:24,972
兄弟，你看

903
01:07:27,109 --> 01:07:31,375
林大哥是大英雄我们本该千里接风

904
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,744
现在才来真是失礼失礼

905
01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:38,154
林某待罪之身绝不敢受此大礼

906
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:40,349
我们还要赶路呢

907
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,283
叫你们走，听到没有，是不是欠揍啊

908
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:51,093
你不是说你兄弟答应了，你这个大哥是怎么当的

909
01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:56,372
我答应了，我就一定会办好

910
01:07:56,372 --> 01:07:58,772
你们先回山上去

911
01:07:59,442 --> 01:08:01,910
你一定要办好，不然兄弟没得做了

912
01:08:07,716 --> 01:08:10,519
大哥，我知道你是为我好

913
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,554
那当然了!

914
01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:13,317
但是人各有志

915
01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:16,592
以后再提上梁山的事

916
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:19,083
最多我以后不提 就是了嘛

917
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:23,332
抬快一点，是不是又想挨揍了

918
01:08:23,332 --> 01:08:24,196
气死我了!

919
01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:37,270
-大嫂，吃药.
-谢谢.

920
01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:14,049
不要过来!

921
01:09:14,049 --> 01:09:15,175
你想干什么?

922
01:09:15,684 --> 01:09:19,288
看你的样子你又梦到那该死的林冲了吧

923
01:09:19,288 --> 01:09:21,090
省省吧!

924
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:24,760
那个死鬼啊已经在野猪林被我给宰了

925
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:28,856
现在一定给野猪吃的光光了

926
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,291
是真的吗?

927
01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:35,070
当然是真的了，老婆

928
01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:37,800
爱你都来不及怎么会骗你呢

929
01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:41,443
你好大胆!

930
01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:43,646
吃了我的软骨散竟然还有力气打我

931
01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:45,944
来人那，把她衣服给扒掉

932
01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:50,910
抓到了吧?

933
01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:56,791
今天晚上我们就好好的玩一玩!

934
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,629
我来了.

935
01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:08,137
什么人??

936
01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:09,468
仇五

937
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,634
大嫂，我们走

938
01:10:12,241 --> 01:10:14,232
快点把他抓住不要让他跑了

939
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,703
小心点! 不要砍到我老婆!

940
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:23,151
快把我老婆抢回来!

941
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:45,541
陆迁，你真是了不起

942
01:10:45,541 --> 01:10:47,042
帮我打死这个王八蛋

943
01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:49,178
老婆，这次你惨了

944
01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:51,840
你们快点把她衣服脱掉，我统统有赏

945
01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:55,512
想死没那么简单

946
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:02,686
老婆

947
01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:06,157
我杀死我老婆了

948
01:11:07,062 --> 01:11:08,256
走吧!

949
01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:17,631
少奶奶! 快来人!

950
01:11:19,141 --> 01:11:24,010
真是没有天理啊就这样把少奶奶杀死了

951
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:28,846
这些混蛋啊，太过分了

952
01:11:30,753 --> 01:11:32,186
贼

953
01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:35,482
大哥

954
01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,159
兄弟!怎么样?

955
01:11:38,494 --> 01:11:40,229
大哥，真的有好官啊

956
01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:43,732
不但免去我的100杀威棒

957
01:11:43,732 --> 01:11:46,394
还派我去看守粮仓

958
01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:50,005
兄弟! 你活了几十年了??

959
01:11:50,005 --> 01:11:51,996
怎么还是这么傻乎乎的?

960
01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:53,602
什么意思啊?

961
01:11:53,742 --> 01:11:55,311
这可是你逼我说的

962
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,246
他们原来不准我说，可是我一定要说

963
01:11:57,246 --> 01:11:59,315
他们送了很多红包，要不然

964
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,045
你屁股早就开花了，你知不知道

965
01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:06,085
兄弟，我是不是又说错了

966
01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:08,290
大哥，你还是快点离开吧

967
01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:10,520
要是被长官听到这些话就不好了

968
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:14,419
什么都不可以?难道说话都不可以啊

969
01:12:15,464 --> 01:12:17,489
看什么，没见过和尚啊

970
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:20,762
你看你，被弄成这样子

971
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:24,139
我的心啊痛都快痛出个鸟来了

972
01:12:24,406 --> 01:12:27,307
好好一个将军被这样糟蹋

973
01:12:28,577 --> 01:12:32,946
这没什么，我林冲现在还是好汉一条

974
01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:38,119
什么！这就是你的做人道理，行不通的

975
01:12:38,387 --> 01:12:40,989
论武功我应该听你的

976
01:12:40,989 --> 01:12:44,049
讲做人道理你就应该听我的

977
01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,523
不如我们现在就上...

978
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:48,162
上什么?

979
01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,499
上...上楼梯.

980
01:12:54,737 --> 01:13:00,334
启奏圣上，太尉高俅欺君犯上

981
01:13:00,743 --> 01:13:03,439
目无..."

982
01:13:14,523 --> 01:13:17,860
马上挑选高手用我的压日宝刀

983
01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:20,920
到沧州去带林冲的人头回来见我

984
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:25,834
林冲武功盖世再下怕力不从心

985
01:13:28,637 --> 01:13:33,074
陆迁，你想要赏赐，可以跟我明说

986
01:13:33,509 --> 01:13:37,605
大人知人善用，不必在下明言

987
01:13:39,281 --> 01:13:44,150
好，事成之后，保你做将军

988
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,720
谢大人

989
01:13:47,489 --> 01:13:51,084
听到功名利禄你的信心就十足了

990
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,925
陆迁，我总算没有看错了

991
01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:59,965
你不但会等待机会而且会创造机会

992
01:14:03,739 --> 01:14:09,234
那个仇五是你故意放走的，是不是？

993
01:14:10,379 --> 01:14:11,641
起来吧

994
01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:18,811
你我共同惜手定可共创大业

995
01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:25,449
不过你要是杀不了林冲就不要回来见我了

996
01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:26,628
去吧!

997
01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:27,857
是.

998
01:14:46,548 --> 01:14:48,750
兄弟!你没事吧?

999
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:52,618
这里这么冷，穿件衣服啊，你会感冒啊

1000
01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:54,288
丢了它丢了它!

1001
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,890
他们不是叫你守粮仓吗

1002
01:14:58,193 --> 01:15:00,718
怎么叫你搬石头啊!

1003
01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:03,232
穿上穿上!

1004
01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:05,962
这什么规矩我多穿件衣服也犯法啊

1005
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:07,896
那和尚是谁啊?

1006
01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:11,168
长官，他是我一个路过的朋友

1007
01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:14,843
你还在服刑期中，未经批准

1008
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:17,175
跟猪朋狗友聊天就是失职

1009
01:15:19,314 --> 01:15:23,785
军服不整就是犯法

1010
01:15:23,785 --> 01:15:26,379
本官要处罚你

1011
01:15:26,588 --> 01:15:27,456
我要罚你...

1012
01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:28,582
罚你个头!

1013
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,928
你收了我们红包你还敢整我兄弟

1014
01:15:32,928 --> 01:15:35,226
打死你!

1015
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:44,006
救命啊

1016
01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:45,496
看你往哪跑

1017
01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:47,576
救命啊!

1018
01:15:47,576 --> 01:15:49,942
大哥，住手!

1019
01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:52,047
大哥！军令如山

1020
01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:54,174
我以前的部下犯了错我也一样会罚他们

1021
01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:58,453
你不要生气，我怕你疼得流血

1022
01:15:58,453 --> 01:15:59,920
好，我马上走!

1023
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,714
我明天再来看你

1024
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:09,194
长官，对不起啊，我打错你了

1025
01:16:10,032 --> 01:16:13,263
我警告你啊。再敢动我兄弟，我就砍掉你脑袋

1026
01:16:13,635 --> 01:16:14,727
我马上走

1027
01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:17,267
杀你全家，那我明天再来了

1028
01:16:19,975 --> 01:16:22,569
这位长官，对不起，请你责罚

1029
01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:24,209
不用了不用了

1030
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,438
人人平等，一定要罚!

1031
01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:31,920
这样吧，本官就罚你站在操场上

1032
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,717
三天三夜不准吃东西

1033
01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:41,063
麻烦你告诉你的大和尚朋友说是你自愿的

1034
01:16:41,063 --> 01:16:43,054
我也是身不由己啊

1035
01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:44,297
我先走了

1036
01:16:54,710 --> 01:16:58,347
有什么风吹草动就杀了他

1037
01:16:58,347 --> 01:17:01,350
这是上面吩咐下来的

1038
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,282
是!

1039
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,481
兄弟! 我求求你吃点东西吧.

1040
01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:36,508
要是不吃身体撑不住的

1041
01:17:36,852 --> 01:17:39,821
好好好，要是不吃

1042
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:42,357
我把东西放在这里

1043
01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:43,949
爱吃不吃，随便你了

1044
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:46,057
从来没看过这么倔的人!

1045
01:19:29,898 --> 01:19:30,922
仇五?!

1046
01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:32,901
王八蛋!

1047
01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:36,132
好久没杀得这么开心

1048
01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:48,116
丞相你妻被害.

1049
01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:51,449
大军前来，罪人仇五

1050
01:20:10,672 --> 01:20:12,707
我把那群王八蛋杀得落花流水，打的好过瘾

1051
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:15,977
我好久没打这么开心了

1052
01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:17,979
这个兄弟是谁啊?

1053
01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:20,515
不要命的赶来叫你走

1054
01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:24,542
这么讲义气一定是好兄弟好朋友，对不对

1055
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:30,481
对，他是好兄弟好朋友

1056
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:36,161
可是他擅闯军营该杀！

1057
01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:43,397
兄弟，你说什么？你是不是脑子有问题

1058
01:20:44,773 --> 01:20:46,842
国家不可一日无法

1059
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:50,209
国无法则乱，国乱则民遭殃

1060
01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:52,404
脑子有问题的是你不是我

1061
01:20:53,315 --> 01:20:56,216
你也是擅闯军营，一样该杀

1062
01:20:56,484 --> 01:20:59,317
什么人来杀我，什么人???

1063
01:21:01,056 --> 01:21:05,356
大哥，这可能是我最后一次叫你了

1064
01:21:06,928 --> 01:21:10,022
以后我们各走各的，断袍决义

1065
01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:19,101
你这什么意思啊??

1066
01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:22,736
你干什么，你是不是站这里站晕了？

1067
01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:26,114
袍已断情已决

1068
01:21:26,114 --> 01:21:29,277
我林冲以后不再是你的兄弟你也不是我的大哥

1069
01:21:32,187 --> 01:21:35,156
臭和尚，赶快离开军营

1070
01:21:35,156 --> 01:21:36,885
要不然我以军法处置你

1071
01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:40,892
兄弟

1072
01:21:42,097 --> 01:21:46,261
干什么兄弟？玩真的啊!

1073
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:58,304
你杀我? 没道理!

1074
01:22:22,570 --> 01:22:24,868
天啊!!!

1075
01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:37,115
大哥，对不起

1076
01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:42,719
应该是有福同享有祸我当

1077
01:22:49,664 --> 01:22:56,467
~~

1078
01:22:57,472 --> 01:23:04,708
！！（背景乐）

1079
01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:12,319

1080
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:20,591


1081
01:23:21,262 --> 01:23:24,561


1082
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:28,234


1083
01:23:29,237 --> 01:23:35,836


1084
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:40,978


1085
01:23:41,282 --> 01:23:44,718


1086
01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:49,157


1087
01:23:49,157 --> 01:23:57,929


1088
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:45,106
开炮!

1089
01:26:17,205 --> 01:26:19,867
让他去死!什么都讲王法

1090
01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:22,343
为了讲王法居然砍大哥

1091
01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:27,610
是不是由他去死啊?你都点头说是了

1092
01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:32,052
他不把我当作哥哥我干嘛把他当作弟弟啊

1093
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,485
管他去死，我懒得看懒得听

1094
01:26:39,127 --> 01:26:42,163
大家听着就算林冲死无全尸

1095
01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:44,165
也要把他死人头提来

1096
01:26:44,165 --> 01:26:47,066
我要带回去给我爸爸当球踢啊

1097
01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:52,038
笑一笑啊!好,走了

1098
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:56,711
陆迁.我还以为你是英雄豪杰

1099
01:26:56,711 --> 01:27:00,381
会跟林冲决一死战

1100
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:04,752
没想到你这么坏

1101
01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:07,222
早早派人来把他给饿坏了而且用大炮轰他

1102
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:09,452
我老爸何必派你来我来就行了

1103
01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:13,194
大丈夫做事为求目的不择手段

1104
01:27:13,194 --> 01:27:15,458
胜者为王败者为寇

1105
01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:28,676
林冲，看看你的德行

1106
01:27:28,676 --> 01:27:31,579
站都站不稳，你能把我怎么样啊

1107
01:27:31,579 --> 01:27:35,140
我要你全家死光光，你又能把我怎么样啊

1108
01:27:35,550 --> 01:27:38,383
我已经把你老婆玩过了!你能把我怎么样啊

1109
01:27:40,455 --> 01:27:45,226
你老婆又白又滑!我都像多玩几次

1110
01:27:45,226 --> 01:27:48,684
不过她死了，你又能把我怎么样啊

1111
01:27:49,464 --> 01:27:52,433
陆迁现在在这里，你又能把我怎么样啊

1112
01:27:56,004 --> 01:27:57,596
I'm dead! What can you do to me now?

1113
01:28:22,997 --> 01:28:27,335
我现在死了，你能把我怎么样

1114
01:28:27,335 --> 01:28:30,634
我还是要当他是小弟，做兄弟是一辈子的事情

1115
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:34,142
弟弟做错了事我这个大哥的就要教啊

1116
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:36,303
你说是不是

1117
01:28:37,078 --> 01:28:38,670
你点头了

1118
01:28:39,781 --> 01:28:42,875
可是他居然砍我!他跟我玩真的

1119
01:28:43,418 --> 01:28:45,943
如果就这样回去我会很没面子啊

1120
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:51,123
又点头了，你要我怎么做啊

1121
01:28:53,294 --> 01:28:57,253
摇头了，那就是不要回去了?

1122
01:28:57,799 --> 01:29:01,735
没错. 我这样回去我会很没面子啊.

1123
01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:08,101
我再问你一次，到底要不要回去

1124
01:29:08,309 --> 01:29:10,038
摇头啊!

1125
01:29:14,115 --> 01:29:17,652
你这笨马，我干嘛要听你的

1126
01:29:17,652 --> 01:29:20,553
为兄弟，没有面子就没有面子

1127
01:29:59,293 --> 01:30:00,885
兄弟! 我来了!!

1128
01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:19,304
来，先坐下

1129
01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:21,578
兄弟你没事吧

1130
01:30:21,849 --> 01:30:22,984
我以为我已经死了.

1131
01:30:22,984 --> 01:30:24,619
大哥在这不会让你死的

1132
01:30:24,619 --> 01:30:26,917
来，喝口还魂酒

1133
01:30:28,189 --> 01:30:31,259
你坐这啊，让大哥去帮你杀死这些王八蛋

1134
01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:32,248
大哥

1135
01:30:32,493 --> 01:30:33,517
什么事?

1136
01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:34,295
小心点

1137
01:30:34,295 --> 01:30:35,227
知道

1138
01:30:35,363 --> 01:30:36,625
陆迁很阴险的

1139
01:30:36,798 --> 01:30:38,265
我杀死你们这些王八蛋

1140
01:30:40,568 --> 01:30:41,592
狂暴出击！

1141
01:30:49,076 --> 01:30:49,940
别跑

1142
01:31:11,632 --> 01:31:15,329
陆迁，出来，有种跟我单挑

1143
01:31:15,503 --> 01:31:16,697
在这边

1144
01:31:18,606 --> 01:31:19,766
呀

1145
01:31:27,748 --> 01:31:29,045
你个混蛋，来追我

1146
01:31:37,225 --> 01:31:38,954
我在上面，臭和尚

1147
01:31:39,093 --> 01:31:40,060
你别走

1148
01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:51,767
出来

1149
01:32:10,124 --> 01:32:12,251
-压日宝刀
-伏魔杖法!

1150
01:32:35,149 --> 01:32:38,986
兄弟，他好阴险，他从后面偷袭砍了我的手

1151
01:32:38,986 --> 01:32:41,022
不过我还用一双腿踢他

1152
01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:45,560
就算我腿没了，我就是用嘴咬也要咬死他

1153
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,257
不要插手这件事

1154
01:32:49,964 --> 01:32:53,331
我要亲手杀了他

1155
01:32:54,302 --> 01:32:55,564
混蛋

1156
01:33:06,247 --> 01:33:09,239
那就别怪我胜之不武了

1157
01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:11,147
你不配讲武字

1158
01:33:11,552 --> 01:33:16,285
法是人定的天是无眼的

1159
01:33:21,562 --> 01:33:23,052
天是有眼的

1160
01:33:47,922 --> 01:33:49,150
接刀！

1161
01:33:58,599 --> 01:34:02,000
兄弟，你还站在那干什么，赶快拿刀啊

1162
01:34:20,354 --> 01:34:22,686
你什么时候学了我那些流氓招数

1163
01:34:56,190 --> 01:34:58,351
"滔滔大浪"!

1164
01:35:01,962 --> 01:35:04,123
"踏浪而来"!

1165
01:35:08,035 --> 01:35:09,400
弯月腿!

1166
01:35:18,179 --> 01:35:22,513
好

1167
01:35:23,417 --> 01:35:25,817
左边一拳打的他不能吃饭右边一拳打的他不能喝水

1168
01:35:27,021 --> 01:35:30,650
中间一拳交给我

1169
01:35:41,635 --> 01:35:43,398
"月缺无常"!

1170
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:27,575
怎么样？

1171
01:36:28,716 --> 01:36:30,351
兄弟，这次你一定要认错了

1172
01:36:30,351 --> 01:36:32,920
你害了街坊你害了朋友

1173
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,922
你又把你老婆给害死了

1174
01:36:34,922 --> 01:36:39,791
好了，你什么都没有了，不如跟我上梁山去吧

1175
01:36:40,561 --> 01:36:41,823
我不上

1176
01:36:42,029 --> 01:36:45,533
上去嘛，你看你伤势这么重

1177
01:36:45,533 --> 01:36:47,434
一定要看大夫，山上大夫不坏

1178
01:36:47,434 --> 01:36:48,560
我不上

1179
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:50,964
那你留在这好了，我一个人走了

1180
01:36:58,412 --> 01:37:01,715
你看看你伤的这么重，我一定要带你看大夫

1181
01:37:01,715 --> 01:37:04,051
tmd，谁叫我是和尚慈悲为怀呢

1182
01:37:04,051 --> 01:37:06,212
我总不能看你死在这，走吧